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How to Give Your Pastor the Worst Week of His Life

September 11, 2014 by JP 3 Comments

You’re the ideal church-goer. You’re sharp and witty and an asset to any organization. You tell it like it is and get things done. But, unfortunately, there’s no ideal church. And, more importantly, no ideal pastor. However, with a little help from you, your pastor can turn it around in no time. It’ll be a […]

Filed Under: Featured, Funny, Pastors Tagged With: church members, pastor, pastor's wife, sermon

What Your Kid Thinks of Church

March 3, 2014 by JP 5 Comments

  The lights lower. The video screen darkens and people hurry to their seats. It’s time for church. A man steps to the podium and begins. Man: Blah, blah, blah — blah, blah, blah — of the blah, and the blah, and the blah. Aa-blah. What?? You’ve come to church for years. But you’ve probably never imagined […]

Filed Under: Featured, Funny, Raising a Fool Tagged With: kid view of church, kids in church, The Fools

If I Talked to My Wife Like the Church Liturgy Talks to God

February 17, 2014 by JP 14 Comments

Me: Enter the family room with excitement and the living room with thanks! Wife: Ok… Me: Most beautiful and ever loving wife, we are gathered here today to have a conversation. In this conversation our hearts will be opened and all our communications known, and from each other no secrets hid. Hear the thoughts of […]

Filed Under: Conflict Resolution, Featured, Funny, Marriage Tagged With: church liturgy, conversation with my wife, high church, high church vs. low church, The Fools, traditional church services

10 Ways to Make the World Love You

February 12, 2014 by JP 2 Comments

This world is a tough place to be a Christian. We’re criticized and looked down on. We’re criticized for criticizing and looking down on. We’re too stupid to be considered human, yet barely non-vegetative enough to still be bigots. And if you’ve followed my ten ways to make Christians love you (and a few people still do), there’s a good chance non-Christians […]

Filed Under: Featured, Funny Tagged With: Christian, how to make the world love you, liberal, loved by the world, The Fools

10 Ways to Make Christians Love You

January 23, 2014 by JP 7 Comments

(Some of the following are great choices if God leads you to make them on a personal level. The problem comes in when we believe they are automatically better for everyone and the standard for maturity in Christ. Confession: I listen to Christian music and hate gory movies. -JP) Everyone knows Christians are supposed to love […]

Filed Under: Featured, Funny Tagged With: alcohol, attacking non-Christians, Christian music, dancing at clubs, dressing up in church, easy steps to Christian maturity, Halloween, how to make Christians love you, making fun of liberals, protesting liberal companies, secular music, swearing, The Fools

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